Wednesday, May 16, 2007

• 11:04 AM -- Woke up. Heated up a Taco Bell CrunchWrap Supreme for breakfast.
• 11:05 -- Ate the Taco Bell CrunchWrap Supreme.
• 11:15 -- Played a game of Madden. Traded himself to a real team and won the Super Bowl twice. He simulated the two seasons. Record: 32-0.
  
• 12:15 PM -- Met Gary Roberts and Mark Eaton for lunch at Arby's.
  
• 12:24 -- Threw a touchdown pass to Andre Hastings.
• 12:34 -- Banged Andre Hasting's wife.
• 1:10 -- Bought 2 for $3 Gatorades at Sunoco on the Boulevard of the Allies.
• 1:15 -- Ran over a pigeon in Schenley Park.
  
• 1:17 -- Plugged his iPod into his car radio.
  
• 1:18 -- Blasts REO Speedwagon's "Roll With The Changes."
• 1:20 -- Has to pull over due to the dominance of the song.
• 1:45 -- Finally recovers from the song and goes to Alan Faneca's house.
• 1:49 -- Batch walks in on Worthlisberger touching Faneca's junk.
• 1:50 -- Worthlisberger says they're practicing snaps.
• 1:51 -- Faneca in the corner, sucking his thumb.
• 1:52 -- Batch remembers that Faneca isn't a center. Batch leaves.
  
• 2:20 -- Batch stops at a red light on Ohio River Boulevard.
• 2:21 -- The light is still red.
• 2:22 -- Still red.
• 2:23 -- Green light.
• 2:33 -- Batch visits BigBenNews.com and wonders why someone would make a site solely devoted to another human being.
• 2:35 -- Batch takes a poop.
• 5:30 -- Batch leaves the bathroom.
• 5:45 -- Meets Gary Roberts and Mark Eaton for dinner at Dave & Buster's.
• 7:30 -- Dave & Buster's declares bankruptcy after the three pillars of excellence rack up 224,00 tickets in one hour.
• 8:30 -- Stops at Chick-Fil-A for a milkshake.
• 9:00 -- Goes to bed.