Fowl Bowl

Hey homos. This is a press release. I'm organizing the inaugural Fowl Bowl.

Chickens will be fighting other chickens.

It is tentatively scheduled for early September in the parking lot of that Boston Market across the street from South Hills Village.

I don't even know anyone who's ever been to a Boston Market restaurant.

Is it even a restaurant? It just seems like a franchised deli.

Check that out. Game #16. I come in, throw one pass. Touchdown.

It was like in Rudy where they run the option play that pisses the henchman from Richie Rich off because they want Rudy to take a snap on defense.

Cash For Backup QBs

Just got back from Day 2 of Steelers training camp. Maybe it was Day 3. I don't even know what day it is. I never sleep.
Tomorrow is Wednesday, so that's free shit at Arby's.

I was just watching game tape from that game up in Green Bay during the Super Bowl XL run.
All I see is a W in the Result column.


I was 3-0.
What happens when Big Joke comes back? He leads my team on a 0-3 run. And it's not a coincidence that the team started winning again when NFC Central teams were in our path. I was in that division for 20 years. I was pulling the strings with my leadership.


Since Vick was in jail, I've become the best black QB in the NFL, probably the world.

I'm starting a cockfighting ring. I won't be stupid and make it public knowledge on the internet and shit.
This is gonna be low-key. I held my first match last night.


Marty the Chicken of Pensblog fame. Pensblog sucks.


Marty went talon-to-talon with Jerry "The Beast" Feast.

After three rounds, it went to the cards. Marty squeaked by with a split-decision.
Jerry was pissed.

Hey, check out this sweet video of some hot chicks.

Fags. You just got BatchRoll'd.
Batch out.