Batch Working hard

Charlie Batch was seen working out in the Southside this afternoon.
He ran 16 miles, and then threw 2,000 straight completions to standout reciever Gary Roberts.
After donating blood, and working an eight hour shift at Goodwill.
Batch and Mark Eaton said mass at a local church.



Go Steelers

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

• 11:04 AM -- Woke up. Heated up a Taco Bell CrunchWrap Supreme for breakfast.
• 11:05 -- Ate the Taco Bell CrunchWrap Supreme.
• 11:15 -- Played a game of Madden. Traded himself to a real team and won the Super Bowl twice. He simulated the two seasons. Record: 32-0.
  
• 12:15 PM -- Met Gary Roberts and Mark Eaton for lunch at Arby's.
  
• 12:24 -- Threw a touchdown pass to Andre Hastings.
• 12:34 -- Banged Andre Hasting's wife.
• 1:10 -- Bought 2 for $3 Gatorades at Sunoco on the Boulevard of the Allies.
• 1:15 -- Ran over a pigeon in Schenley Park.
  
• 1:17 -- Plugged his iPod into his car radio.
  
• 1:18 -- Blasts REO Speedwagon's "Roll With The Changes."
• 1:20 -- Has to pull over due to the dominance of the song.
• 1:45 -- Finally recovers from the song and goes to Alan Faneca's house.
• 1:49 -- Batch walks in on Worthlisberger touching Faneca's junk.
• 1:50 -- Worthlisberger says they're practicing snaps.
• 1:51 -- Faneca in the corner, sucking his thumb.
• 1:52 -- Batch remembers that Faneca isn't a center. Batch leaves.
  
• 2:20 -- Batch stops at a red light on Ohio River Boulevard.
• 2:21 -- The light is still red.
• 2:22 -- Still red.
• 2:23 -- Green light.
• 2:33 -- Batch visits BigBenNews.com and wonders why someone would make a site solely devoted to another human being.
• 2:35 -- Batch takes a poop.
• 5:30 -- Batch leaves the bathroom.
• 5:45 -- Meets Gary Roberts and Mark Eaton for dinner at Dave & Buster's.
• 7:30 -- Dave & Buster's declares bankruptcy after the three pillars of excellence rack up 224,00 tickets in one hour.
• 8:30 -- Stops at Chick-Fil-A for a milkshake.
• 9:00 -- Goes to bed.