I Know What You Did Last Summer

June 12,2006
What was Chaz Batch doing?

Running 3,000 sprints.

You know what you were doing:

You drove your motorcycle erratically without any regard for other humans.
You drove your motorcycle without having a license.
You had reconstructive surgery on your face.
You had an excuse for your dismal 2006 "season."

What a performance by Charlie Batch in this game

You can go look it up on PennDOT's website.
I have a license.
I haven't gotten a ticket for 20 years.
I even wear a helmet when I drive my Oldsmobile Alero.

I remember the day well.
I just finished eating some Hot Pockets after taking practice snaps for 4 hours.
I was sitting on my couch when WPXI broke into Judge Judy to deliver the unimaginable news.

This was bigger than 9/11 for me.
When the planes slammed into the towers, I wasn't immediately thrust into the starting quarterback position for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
I think I was in Detroit playing out of my mind.
I am black.
I have a Super Bowl ring.

You're a joke

Bettis Grille

Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't posted in a while.
For some reason, we have to practice in June.

I practiced today, then went home to watch game tape from the Atlanta game and the Miami game from last year.
That Atlanta game was the most entertaining game of the year, but mainstream media doesn't talk about it because they hate black people.
There was only one black guy on Heroes. And he died.
Symone was black. She was dating a heroin addict. She died.

My neighbor's chicken shit on my lawn today. Again.

Speaking of chickens and fat people, The Blob opened up his restaurant today.

I was watching "Speed 2: Cruise Control" when my invite to the grand opening came into my Gmail.

What a scene that was.
I had reservations, but Big Joke walked right in and took my table.

Ben's gay.